DISCLAIMER: I know as much about fabrics as I know about football
(ie, fucking nothing basically). So take this tutorial with caution as there’s a goodchance that the shit might come unraveled after a few wears and washes.
First thing’s first, yo. Pick your fuckin’ shirt.
Next, you’re gonna wanna find the seam that runs from the collar of the shirt down to the top of the sleeve.
carefullycut that fucker off. Like, completely. Just cut down one side of it, as close as you can get, and then down the other side, then across.
After this is the collar. The front and the back will be separated now, so cut the collar off of both.
Now that all of that is done, it should be good, right? Fuck no. It’s gonna leave you with these weird pointy things. And hey, if you dig it, that’s cool. But I don’t, so I say cut them off.
Okay, so, the whole “cutting off the pointy things” part is really hard to do while you’re wearing the shirt, so you’ll probably want to
get fucking nakedtake the shirt off to do this step.
Alright, you got the weird little horns cut off? Think you have the edge pretty even? Cool fucking deal, whip that shit back on and check it out. More than likely, there will be little spots that you might have missed or that you wanna touch up, so do that noooooow.
mutha fucka. Now you’ve got a nifty, nice-looking shirt out of some old raggedy fuckin’ thing that you were probably never going to touch again. Be happy, be sexy, be a fucking Princess.
Many Thanks Jenny! I gotta get to work on this over the next few days…. got a wardrobe to revive :)